Hm.Would you like to hear some jokes i make about Bryan Chua?

1.Don't jump in that pool(an old time classic)

2.WAH!!!!PRESSURE SIA!!!!!

3.Damn it!!NO SPACE!!!*falls off chair*

4.*goes on knees*Please don't fart!!It will start the apocalypse!!

5.Go bounce away larh(a last resort in a argument rebound)

6.Eh,Mount Everest is flatter than usual.I wonder why?

7.The earth's in half,thanks to someone........

8.Bryan bounces to the sun,he will come back to earth as bbq pork(haven't tried it yet though)

9.Boing Boing(a way to save words and yet annoy him)

10.Wa lau,look at that bench,it's dented lorh,wonder who's responsible??

There's alot more, and some of them are so funny even Bryan laughs as well,but there's too many to write, and i would take the whole day just to write them down.

Would you like to hear his rebounds?
1.Just shut up larh(if he's in a bad mood)

2.Stop that larh!

3.You watch out ah(accompanied with hand and leg movements)

4.Bones larh you(only to Luke/Worm/Fox/ku ku malu whatever you want to call me)

5.Thin(as again,only to me)

6.Want die is it?(accompanied with pathetic attempts to kick you,knee you,and punch you all at one go,and it's not pain at all)

As you can see,Bryan only has 6 rebounds,while i have erm,countless?and you know,I've insulted him for so long that i don't even need to say single word.either i can frown at him for no reason at all,or i just give him a half suspicious grin,like maybe a grin a shark would give a fish before eating it(figuratively)and he will get pissed loolololololololololololololol

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